Terrifying Thought #57: Everyone is crazier than me

I am so against Wednesdays right now. All of today, I have felt like there was a language change and no one gave me the memo. I have substituted colors for pertinent information. See below.

Difficult Person: What color is orange?
Me: Um, orange is orange.
Difficult Person: So what you're saying is orange is ORANGE?
Me: Yes. Would you like orange?
Difficult Person: Could orange be red?
Me: No, because see, orange is orange. I can get you orange though. Or red! What do you need?
Difficult Person: ...Do you have aquamarine?

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Building off that feeling of "Whaaa? I don't know your words!" - allow me to branch off "Why is This Even a Thing?"

The Person Whose Hands These Belong to Might be a Tad Narcissistic

Hear the hand model here:
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/12/holy-crap-this-broad-is-crazy

Crazy pills for everyone!

I haven't the strength to bring you a recipe today. You should probably eat some Cheetos (GF!) and an apple.